It's OFFICIAL

So I am hanging out with my grandfather's 86-year-old girlfriend. We arrive at their place for lunch at 11:30 am. She tells us has has already taken a nap. My father asks, "What time did you wake up?" She tells him, "Seven. I got up, had breakfast, and went back to bed." I almost started clapping. I have done that on more than one occassion. And I've been calling myself "grandma" for some time but I think I need an official upgrade to "great grandmother."

Greaaaaaaaaaaat.