I'm Lookin' for a Big Pug, Baby, a Big Pug .. Yea Yea Yea Yea
(to be sung to the tune of Jody Watley's late 80s classic, "I'm Lookin for a New Love")
The fabulous Miss Patty Neger of Good Morning America inquired about getting a chubby dog for a segment about on getting your overweight canine in shape with Fitness Unleashed! a new book by Marty Becker, D.V.M. and Robert Kushner, M.D.
I was like—Yes! Yes! I felt like that annoying kid in class sitting up on my hind leg, waving my arm in the air like—Call on Me! Call on Me!
I sent Patty an email telling her all about Monty, the chunky pug of my dear friends Elizabeth Murray and Nat Finkelstein. There is no dog quite like Monty, who is so big, the guys in the corner store call him "Gordo" whenever he passes by. Monty, oh Monty, who will eat wasabi in chunks, eye blinking back the tears as he gazes longingly for another bite of—anything at all.
I am pleased to announce Monty will be making his television debut on Good Morning America on WEDNESDAY, MAY 3 during the 8:30 half hour. And then you can see the grand old 37 pounder for yourself!
Bow WoW Baby !!
The fabulous Miss Patty Neger of Good Morning America inquired about getting a chubby dog for a segment about on getting your overweight canine in shape with Fitness Unleashed! a new book by Marty Becker, D.V.M. and Robert Kushner, M.D.
I was like—Yes! Yes! I felt like that annoying kid in class sitting up on my hind leg, waving my arm in the air like—Call on Me! Call on Me!
I sent Patty an email telling her all about Monty, the chunky pug of my dear friends Elizabeth Murray and Nat Finkelstein. There is no dog quite like Monty, who is so big, the guys in the corner store call him "Gordo" whenever he passes by. Monty, oh Monty, who will eat wasabi in chunks, eye blinking back the tears as he gazes longingly for another bite of—anything at all.
I am pleased to announce Monty will be making his television debut on Good Morning America on WEDNESDAY, MAY 3 during the 8:30 half hour. And then you can see the grand old 37 pounder for yourself!
Bow WoW Baby !!
posted by powerHouse Books at 1:13 PM
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nastynats P.O.V.
6 am time to go to sleep NO ! NO ! time to wake up milk the cows ? no , firing squad ? no its time to hit the studio and play second banana to a fat pug .
Limo at curb drive past blazing warehouse over the bridge or was it under the tunnel ?To the Time Square Studio of Good Morning America or is it Good Grief America sidewalk crammed with cellphoned tourists and papernazis pointing loaded cameras 'ITS HIM ITS HIM" they cried as the Pudgy Pug emerged .Is that TomKats dog or is it Michael Jackson ?No its Monty .The Fat here for his moments of shame .Get herded into an Escalade sized elevator
and up to the Green Room .You know the room where you are made comfortable ya know ,coffee ,cake, croissants fruit salad etc BUT THIS LIKE NO OTHER GREEN ROOM in history This is more like
a NKVD interrogation room The Osama Suite .Bare Table , overhead light , No Coffee HEY ITS 7:45 AM .So I steal a bottle of water from a case in the corner and we await Monty's costar a reputed well trained sweetheart of of a golden retriever named O Bryan
"He's a darling " The door open O'Bryan arrives .Monty joyously rushes to greet his costar BUT WAIT
THIS CANT BE O"BRYAN THE GENTLE THIS MUST BE
ATTILA THE SCOURGE OF ABU GRAB:Because grab he does ,Monty by the throat in an obvious effort to help Monty lose weight quickly . I , beast that I am shout out "You A%^H&*LE "at the unapologetic SH**CK attached to Atilla's leash causing such consternation that I am immediately awarded a security guard chaperone and a cup of coffee.
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